Drunk Steak

Why hasn't someone created a steak that gets you drunk? They would sell like hot cakes for Super Bowl. In fact, I would think they would get so popular, they would replace the hot cake as the standard referred item that flies off the shelves.

"Those new iPhones went like drunk steaks", I'd say. And everyone in the room would nod in agreement.

"No thanks, I'll be eating my lunch today". No one would look down on you.

"Before I go talk to that member of the opposite sex (or same...I don't judge who eats my steak), I think I need a little 'solid courage'".